genomalkns:

I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST

bambi-lesbian-posts:

digi-moe:

ALT

Happy Eid ul-Adha(or Bakrid, or Eid Mubarak) to any people of the Muslim faith this year! This is for 6/29/2023

lesbiacebian:

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

oliverhangout:

🌅

theinfernaldesiremachine:

impossiblepackage:

sometransgal:

People complaining that the checks ruining the formatting of the website have forgotten their roots! This is the shitty formatting website and always has been

In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular

SAY IT LOUDER

forgottenwarehouse:

I now disagree with that post that went something like “to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone” because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said “hey bro…literally me when im making pizza…” He was in fact making a pizza, that’s our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *guy who is su-

hey. stop being funnier than me

theunsubtleknife:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Leftism teaches you that the most annoying people in the world can have the exact same opinions as you. And they’ll still get on your nerves

Other leftists will say some shit you fundamentally agree with but phrased in a way designed in a lab specifically to piss you off. Like you’re right but shut the fuck up

ALT

thickness-protection-program:

:

My business is 100% legal and legitimate.

rixi-96:

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

scootypuffjr:

scootypuffjr:

halogalopaghost:

I guess this is a hot take but 13 year olds aren’t cringe, they’re just 13. Everyone is Like That at 13 in one way or another. It’s an affliction called Being Thirteen. Maybe don’t make people that age or people who WERE that age feel like changing themselves or “acting more grown up” is an improvement.

Being a kid is awesome, actually. For personal reasons I will never be growing up.

doctor-seamonster:

Unrealistic Disney fantasies in the 1950s:
True love at first sight.


Unrealistic Disney fantasies in the 1990s: Your individuality bringing you success.


Unrealistic Disney fantasies in the 2020s: Reconciliation with your family.